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Are you a runner? Do you work out? Do you lift those weights then tear off a couple miles down the road on foot all so you can wear shirts that stretch as you flex and point at the same time when someone asks you where the restroom is? Then you’re like me! I tell ya, I can pull it off too. I mean, I need to wear a shirt, size small, preferably somewhat shrunk after I wash it, but I can pull it off galdernit!
Now, if I add to that a mullet (a little business in the front/party in the back action) then nobody can resist my charm and prowess!
You see, in my excitement to run a sub-nine minute mile I put on shoes. They help, especially if I happen to step in what used to be a squirrel. But the trick is to wear shoes that fit. These ones don’t. Sure, I could wear them around casually after having stuffed the front of them with a single ankle sock each but, well, I gave up that trick after high school.
Maybe your tootsies will fit? I tell ya, they will if you run a SIZE 11. Or you can stuff the front of them with socks. Whatever, it’s up to you.
These New, Crisp, Clean Nike Retaliation TR 2’s guarantee you will outrun a raging bull down the streets of Pamplona, Spain if you put them on. (Lawyers suggest I not claim that last sentence as scientific fact).
Or use them as flower planters.
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