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Do you have a size ten (men’s) foot? (avoiding off-color joking here)
Do you not trust sketchy waters in which you want to walk but fear pokey, stabby, biting things and want to protect your tender little (or big – don’t say it…don’t say it – That’s what sh…NO) tootsies? Someone invented water shoes. Put them on. Enjoy that hydro life. Don’t get those no good ouchies. Also, the soles of these things look like they will stick to wet rocks like a limpet!
Wear them to bed or in the shower or in a friends shower or, heck, anywhere the heck you want? “Hey there boss! Yeah, Business Casual going on here. What ya gonna do about it, huh?…Final check, yeah, I’ll look for it in the mail.”
It doesn’t matter. You have these. You win. You always win.
