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The Perfect shoes for an inexpensive nurse
Tee Hee Hee, did you see what I did with the title there?
“Huh? Dude, I don’t get it,” you say.
I hear ya, but think just a little harder. “The Perfect shoes for an inexpensive nurse.”
Wait for it…..
The shoes are Nike Free RN…Get it now? Yeah, I’m THAT clever. And, YOU are welcome.
So these shoes have an interesting story. Well, actually, a very short boring one. But hey, it all works in YOUR favor! So these belonged to a kid (size 7.5) who played a lot of Grand Theft Auto. Oh, he owned them all. Big fan.
Anyway, this kid, between running his car into people in the game and getting out and picking up one person to beat another person with, had to flee on foot over and over to avoid being picked up by the digital authorities in his little fabricated dopamine inducing world. So this kid, having run so much in the game thought, “Hey, that kind of looks like fun.”
“Mom, I want to run just like my despotic character of ill repute in my video game. Get me shoes I can run in, mom,” he cried out to his mother who looked back in shocked disbelief.
His mother, excited that her son wanted to finally come out of his darkened lair and discover life in the sunlight rushed out and got him these fantastic quality shoes (Nike Free RN after all). Well, the little gamer put his new shoes (Nike Free RN) on his feet, brushed the Cheeto and Fritoe crumbs off his shirt, ran out the door, down the driveway, onto the street then turned around, jogged back and, leaning against the door jam and out of breath took the shoes off, flung them down the hall, swore off running ever again and re-entered his darkened lair to take over the made up city of San Andreas through digital syndicated crime.
So, all that said, if you want essentially a new pair of size 7.5 Nike Free RN shoes, they are yours.
