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Alright, so no pants for me. No, not that I am not wearing any pants. I am. But I mean in relation to this post’s title. You see, I was trying to be clever with lyrics to an “old” song. But “Boots with the Fur,” just makes no sense without the AppleBottom Jeans. But I don’t have any AppleBottom Jeans. Are those still a thing?
Anyway, ladies, if you want that fresh feeling of having just emerged from the woodland after surviving for a week off the land and having taken a bear, skinned it, processed the hide and turned it inside out and fashioned it just right to give you one of the most comfortable pair of boots that also looks GREAT, then have I got just what your heart desires…without the bear. “Bear,” not “bare,” as in no pants.
Ya’ll, I’m wearing pants!
Let me name drop a department store that carries these boots. Macy’s. You’ve probably heard of them? Someone will walk into there, sniffing the hours worth of sprayed fragrance and enjoy strolling before dropping $230 on a pair of Naturalizer boots without giving it a second thought. But do YOU want to drop $230 on a pair of new Naturalizer fashion boots (Naturalizer – having been around since 1927 and proudly using HIGH QUALITY materials to CRAFT their shoes and boots made to contour a woman’s foot…THANKS GOOGLE!). Alright, maybe you do want to drop $230. In that case I am not talking to you. Okay, yeah, yeah I still am. I’m talking to all of you.
These are a new pair, just as you see in the photos. They are black. They have fabric. They are sassy with the straps and buckles that say, “Hey, other jealous woman, my boots have straps and buckles.” They have real bear fur (though DNA testing might argue that fact), they have been well engendered, fashioned, assembled and are ready to fit your precious little tootsies better than Cinderella’s slipper…which to their credit was not made of bear biproducts. But then again, neither were these. Or were they?
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